My Favorite author is, by far, Dean Koontz. This crazy cracker here cranks out books like one crazy mo-fo. He has tons of books out: I've been reading his books for like a year, and I've maybe read like half o' dem. And the best part of his books is that they're all actually good. The books all are a nice quick read that is like a journey that's more trippy than any acid trip you could ever take. Though, to be honest, the best book I have ever read is probably Meg by Steve Alten. That book is absolutely ruh-DIC. It was a good book to start with, but the ending was totally psychedelic. Like unbelievable. By the way, it's about a giant shark. Not a little girl. That'd be creepy. Which I'm not... mostly....