New Line of Toys to Fit Your Minimalist Budget

It's that time of year again:
Money spending time!

Unfortunately, nobody seems to have much of the green stuff lying around anymore. The economy is still struggling, and most people will have to cut back on their Christmas budget.

In light of this, a new company will be unveiling a more budget-friendly line of toys to save your kids’ Christmas. They're just the thing your kids will play with for a week and then toss in their closet, never to see the light of day again.

Cheap-As-Free, Inc. has designed such products as "Can for Kicking", "That Plastic Blob", and "Super-Toxic Non-Edible Goop" that are the perfect price for your $12.77 budget. Your kids will love them, and so will your wallet (if you can afford to have one, that is).

Your little ones will have the time of their lives trying to assemble "Mismatched Build Set" (no instructions included). You can sit back and watch them stare with expressions of blank confusion at the small mass of unidentifiable parts. If they manage to make something out of it, just tell them they did it wrong and send them back to work at producing god-knows-what.

Cheap-As-Free’s video game, “Supermarket Decision Time,” will help your kids learn how to face the difficult choice between the best paper towels “in town” and the best paper towels “around.” With the economy in its current state, Cheap-As-Free has made this very promising statement.

“Starting next year all of our toys will teach the skills that will be most important in our children’s future. With our products our kids will learn how to make frugal decisions, fill out unemployment forms, get a free meal at a restaurant, and even bathe themselves in the bathroom of a fast food place.”

The new toys will hit the shelves next Friday at your local stores. With most of the toys starting at the low, low price of $11.01, there is still hope that your kids can have a truly magical Christmas.