Our Economy

Our economy is in a mess, so says the news media and many major analysts. Why wouldn't we come up with a plan to change the course we're on and make us a little cash? you might ask. Well, one reason could be that no one has heard my proposal. You see, to solve this problem we should sell all members of society who are not benefiting the greater good into slavery. Just think of all the money we could make from China and other Asian countries. Not only would they have children in their sweat shops but they would have skilled Americans as well! Not to mention they would be slaves, which would raise their profits, and lower the costs of the end product. A win-win in my book.

Now, how many slaves could we sell? Around 15.4 million. You may wonder where I got this number. If you take a look at another one of America's problems you would see it relates directly to the economy: Unemployed workers. This 15 million unemployed workers not only need jobs, but they our taking up space in our america, and resources us working people could use. So, in order to fix our economy, make ourselves a little dough, and rid ourselves of the unemployed we would sell them into slavery. Just think, if we charge 100 dollars on average for each slave we could make around 1500000000 dollars! That's plenty to go around. Not to mention I could rid myself of those lazy brothers of mine.

After this boost in our economy we could set up a branch of the government to help other the other developed countrys of the world sell their unemployed. We'd show them the proof that it works, that proof being our success, and the success of the many African countrys before us who sold their own kind into slavery. The Europeans know of this success, considering they were the ones buying slaves back in that day and age. Hopefully, our country can follow these Africans, and solve our economic problems once and for all.