Just hide it. If you have homework, hide it. If you have a huge mess in your room, hide it. If you're ugly/fat (a lot of people like these adjectives), hide yourself. What can your teachers do if you always say that you lose your homework? A failing grade? ha... just hide that too. If your mess is in your closet, you cleaned your room! If you hide yourself, no one will see you, and then no one can make fun of you. Eventually everything that you hide will solve itself.
Think about all of the controversial topics. Abortion- if you hide it, no one will know what happened right? Economy- why don't you just hide the stats, no one needs to know that people are losing money, it's just depressing. Environment- if you build an amusement park after tearing down those trees, mountains, people who like trees, everyone will be having too much fun to remember what happened. No one needs trees, all they do is take up space that could be used for hiding.
Of course, people are always going to be pessimist, and think about the consequences. "Oh Kevin, what happens when you get caught?" My answer: What do you think? You get to go to jail/ parent whipping/ hear how ug... I mean beautiful you are. People are very nice about appearances these days. Nah, I'm kidding, you can hide everything! That's the beauty of hiding things. If someone comes to you about suggestions in life, just "hide" them. Parent, "hide" them. Police, just "hide" them too. By the time you're done, you'll become the world's greatest serial killer, I mean "hiding" master.
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