NEw TRENd SALOn
Are you tired of combing that rat’s nest sitting on top of your head? Have constant fly-aways and frizz? Can't afford spending oodles of dollars on salon shampoos, in-stylers, conditioners and other junk that doesn't work? Hate your hair in general? Then make an appointment and come on in to the NEw TRENd SALOn where we can take care of the problem for you*.
Our NEw TRENd SALOn offers an exclusive treatment for solving your bad hair day problems permanently- SHAVE All YOUR HAIR OFF!!! Then go under intense radiation and use of untested solutions to kill and remove the hair follicles forever. You never have to brush and style your hair again.
OR…you can head on over to our sister salon oLD tREND sALON for an old-times procedure-INDIAN SCALPING!!! You can have it done one of two ways- MACHO (without anesthetics) or WIMP (with anesthetics). The scar tissue left behind, IF of course you survive** and the scalp grows back, will prevent hair from growing on your head ever again. Yay!!
Call 987-789-9876 to make your appointment today =D
*Customers come at their own risk
**NEw TRENd- and oLD tREND sALON are not responsible for any untimely deaths and does not recognize any type of life insurance.
Are you tired of combing that rat’s nest sitting on top of your head? Have constant fly-aways and frizz? Can't afford spending oodles of dollars on salon shampoos, in-stylers, conditioners and other junk that doesn't work? Hate your hair in general? Then make an appointment and come on in to the NEw TRENd SALOn where we can take care of the problem for you*.
Our NEw TRENd SALOn offers an exclusive treatment for solving your bad hair day problems permanently- SHAVE All YOUR HAIR OFF!!! Then go under intense radiation and use of untested solutions to kill and remove the hair follicles forever. You never have to brush and style your hair again.
OR…you can head on over to our sister salon oLD tREND sALON for an old-times procedure-INDIAN SCALPING!!! You can have it done one of two ways- MACHO (without anesthetics) or WIMP (with anesthetics). The scar tissue left behind, IF of course you survive** and the scalp grows back, will prevent hair from growing on your head ever again. Yay!!
Call 987-789-9876 to make your appointment today =D
*Customers come at their own risk
**NEw TRENd- and oLD tREND sALON are not responsible for any untimely deaths and does not recognize any type of life insurance.
***Side effects of the treatment or scalping include: itchy scalp, no scalp, brain damage, nausea, vomiting, the other standard side effects, and 70% chance of death
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