Create a word

I'm usually terrible at finding the right word for an essay, or I think too long about a particular word that escapes me. I wish that you could just make up nonsense and have it make complete sense to the reader. So my question: If you could create any word what would it be?

My word: asdlotkjaw (aw-duh-lot-kuh-jaw)

Definition:

1. As a noun it means a giant building that was set on fire.
Ex: Did you see that asdlotkjaw yesterday? It burned so fast that the firefighters couldn't save it.

2. As an adjective it describes someone or something who makes no sense.
Ex: If the reader knows what you mean, why would you need definitions? You're so asdlotkjaw that no one cares what you say.

3. As a verb it means to kick someone's pocket full of tater tots.
Ex: "Gross! Why would you asdlotkjaw me? Now my tots are disgusting."

As you can see, you can use this word in all sorts of situations, it is the perfect word.