Trying to write like a crazy man..

Ugh. I have to try to write like a crazy-right-winged-man now. Glenn Beck is weird. Really weird. Half of his stuff makes sense if you really think about it- but the other half makes pretty much no sense at all.. all entertainment. He's generally satirical. He pokes fun at people, places, events, ideas, and mostly himself. I am looking at his book An Inconvenient Book right now .. (yes har har, like An Inconvenient Truth) And the back says "There's something about him that suggests that, one night, he'll say something that will cost him his career..." - Keith Olbermann. Glenn actually does say some important stuff about what is going on in the world.. and has facts to back up his opinions. But seriously, I think he just sat down and decided that he would write a book about child molesters, remembering names, the UN, blind dates, and Immigration. I mean, truly random stuff here, guys. He does include many "ADD Moments" where he felt it was truly necessary to point out some random fact he happened to be thinking at the time he happened to be writing the sentence.. Anyway, I guess I will attempt to be as funny and witty as this man.. I can't say I'll succeed.


Cell Phones. I have mine, you have yours, she has hers, he has his. We all have them. I never put mine down, I am connected to every person I have ever met and the rest of the world at all times. I don't remember the last time my Blackberry actually turned off. Besides this one time when I forgot the charger on a business trip and let me tell you, it was NOT pretty in the least.
ADD Moment: What do people who don't have Blackberries do while they are on the toilet?
This connection is absolutely RUINING our society. What happened to spending time with your family? Your friends? Playing a card game? God, I don't know why, but playing solitaire or brickbreaker just happens to be a lot more fun than watching the game with Little Johnny.
ADD Moment: Did I just admit I played brickbreaker?
Today's generation is going to lose the ability to communicate face to face. They are going to have to look at each other and type messages out.. Not only that, but they will all suffer from Carpal Tunnel in their thumbs. So maybe we aren't moving forward with these new inventions- such as the iPhone- which pretty much thinks for us.. Maybe they are making us move backward in development- I know that my social skills have already begun to deteriorate. I don't really know. But I don't really care either.
ADD Moment: My brickbreaker high score is 123,232. Beat that.