Stifler

Chris G is a pretty cool guy. Last year, we only talked a little bit, but this year, I feel like I've gotten to know him a lot better. Though I always had suspicions of such, I found out that Chris is an absolute chick magnet when we went to laser tag with Brett and Jeremy. Who, by the way, are also two wild and crazy guys. Anyway, Chris spend approximately 69% of his free time talking to females. Chris is also an extremely good swimmer, but has unfortunately lost his fingerprints. Chris is also extremely good at Physics and Chemistry. Those are pretty much the only classes I have with him though so I don't know about much else. Like Spanish or APUSH. But yeah, Chris is pretty great. I would tap that. If I was a girl. No homo.