i don't know what a soylent green is.

Lately, there has been alot of fuss about the homeless and poor. Some say that it's their own fault that their poor; that they are all a bunch of druggies and drunks and that we need to cut federal support from them because there are more important things to spend money on. Others say that we aren't helping enough, that they are all still humans and we as fellow people need to support them through tough times. What everyone fails to see is that there is a much easier solution: make everyone homeless. That way, there is no distinguishing between the homeless and the privileged--no one will have a house. Not only will this be a huge boon to the equality movement that everyone is talking about, but it will also appease those who don't want federal funding to go towards the homeless; if everyone is homeless, then there wont be that class distinction anymore and so we can't have a federal program for it. Who's with me?