Homework

Homework gives students something to complain about, when you can't talk about anything else. Because life is boring for most people, they choose to talk about things they can insult to make themselves feel better. For example:

"So... what did you do yesterday?"

"Nothing much"

"Ugh. We had so much homework in [insert class]..."

"I know right?"

*rants about class*

"Yeah, and we never learn."

Thus, you begin to create a friendship through hate.

Homework also is an excuse for people to act like rebels, because rebellious behavior is what's in these days. People start bragging about how they finished their homework in the last minute. For example:

"Did you finish that homework?"

"I totally did it last hour."

Then when the person who did it last hour gets a better grade, the other person gets jealous, and starts to rebel too. Then they get a better grade. It's a win-win situation.

Finally, homework, mainly long-term ones, allow students to get so annoyed almost to the point of killing themselves. Because suicide is also very cool-not really. For example:

"Did you do that project?"

"no... when is that due?"

"Today."

"FML..."

So, obviously homework is really fun to do, because it lets you connect with other people, act awesome, and kill yourself.